Charles Darwin and the Age of the Selfie: Evolutionary Insights with Augmented Reality

Charles Darwin and the Age of the Selfie: Evolutionary Insights with Augmented Reality

Written by Terry Lawson on April 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM

Picture this: Charles Darwin, the great naturalist and revolutionary thinker of the 19th century, wandering through the Galápagos Islands not with a leather-bound notebook and sketches of finches clumsily drawn in the sweltering heat, but with a modern-day smartphone equipped with augmented reality (AR). Now, before you say "Darwin in an Apple store?", hear me out.

It's hard to deny that Charles Darwin, armed with the power of AR, would see evolution take on a whole new lens. Instead of laboriously collecting specimens and painstakingly jotting down notes, he could literally watch evolution happen, in real time! With this technological twist, he might have solved the mysteries of life's genetic jigsaw puzzle much more swiftly than his five-year voyage aboard the HMS Beagle allowed.

The Evolutionary Peep Show

One can only imagine Darwin strolling down the sandy shores, his smartphone blipping with notifications from Instinct-a-Gram, a popular imaginary app for evolutionary biologists. This wondrous AR app would allow him to not only identify species but watch potential evolutionary changes play out in exaggerated timelines.

What would take thousands of years to observe naturally would play out in minutes before his curious eyes. "Oh look, Martha," I'd hear him exclaim in my musings, "The ground finch's beak is adapting to all the different nuts it's been cracking open thanks to the latest bird feeder preference update!" The savannah would be his theatre, and nature his never-ending matinee.

Selfies of Surroundings

If there's one thing AR might have lent to Darwin, it’d be the perfect enhancement to his selfie game. Picture Darwin, rugged beard and all, framing himself amidst a herd of Galápagos tortoises, captioned – "Going slow but steady - an evolutionary classic! 🐢" This would undoubtedly lead to a new-time bestseller: The Voyage of the Beagle: A Bio-Selfography.

On a broader, more serious (though still lightly-tapped) note, selfies and their modern-day omnipresence could offer more than a little service in capturing new observations quickly and efficiently for later study. Every angle, every detail immortalised not as abstract art in a musty old book, but in realistically vibrant high-definition glory.

Naturally Selected Geotagging

Geotagging in this technology age is less about showing who saw the Grand Canyon and more about creating a global citizen science database. Darwin’s photos wouldn't just be for the harrowing scrutiny of those infographic-hungry followers online; they’d be catalogued with precision that would make any scientist swoon. They'd be meticulously geotagged and anthologised making it easier to track changes across time and space.

Visualise, if you will, Darwin playing not just a roll in the evolutionary theatre but taking the director's chair, better stage managing his own observations on the unending production that is nature.

Quick Wit: Evolutionary Edition

With a full thesaurus at his fingertips, Charles Darwin much might have updated his theory's name to something a bit more clickbaity. "Evolution: Nature's Cheat Codes to Becoming a Survivor" anyone?

It's not a stretch to imagine Darwin's witty repartee reaching new heights as well. With his well-formed wit and finesse, he might have posted humblebrags like "Well, it’s settled. Survival of the fittest - and the wittiest!✨ #DarWinning" Demanding retweets from rivalling philosophers and naturalists alike.

The Voyage Continues

As you might suspect, the marriage of modern technology and historical genius opens up not just new worlds, but expands the possibilities beyond the quaint confines of our imagination. Could Darwin, empowered with AR, collaborate internationally whilst sailing the high seas, sparking discourse amongst those eagerly anticipating each new discovery from the fashionable eccentric of Down House?

More than likely, the conversation, and indeed, debate, spreading as quickly as his Wi-Fi reaches.

In any realm, both historical and contemporary, it seems destined that the combination of technological innovation and intellectual curiosity results in more explosive ideas than a Mentos dropped into Diet Coke.

Terry Lawson
Terry Lawson
Terry is a curious and imaginative writer with a passion for both history and technology. With a flair for humor, wit, and detailed storytelling, Terry paints vivid pictures of how historical figures and events might have unfolded differently if they had access to modern technology.