How the Magna Carta might've gone viral with Instagram

How the Magna Carta might've gone viral with Instagram

Written by Terry Lawson on February 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM

Ah, the Magna Carta, that timeless symbol of liberty and legal wisdom. But what if the barons at Runnymede had smartphones brimming with Instagram filters and a knack for snappy captions? Imagine thrones, not plastered with jewels, but bedazzled by the number of likes! Let’s peel back the layers of this alternative history avocado, shall we?

Runnymede: The Perfect Location Tag

Picture this: It's the year 1215, and Bulldog King John is at the height of his turbulent rule. The barons are peeved, and the king might be in need of a little humility slide in his DMs. Cue the picturesque and otherwise-not-really-remotely-instagrammable fields of Runnymede. But pop on a Valencia filter and suddenly you've got the #MedievalMood in full swing.

The event, historically a logistical marvel, would have been the envy of influencers everywhere. Imagine them pondering, "What do I wear for the sealing of a document that alters the course of history?" Perhaps a leather tunic with a #throwbacks artfully hashtagged, or maybe something in chain mail for a more authentic aesthetic. And of course, a selfie stick made from a particularly pliant spear handle.

Capturing Hearts – And Barons – on Stories

Let’s not forget Instagram Stories. Instead of sneaking into the king’s tent to voice concerns, the barons could simply 'close friends list' their grievances using short clips. Imagine the drama – "When you've had enough of unreasonable taxes 💸😒 #RunnymadeUsDoIt." This would be followed by a voting poll asking, "Will @KingJohn_123 sign it or will there be another crusade?"

The Signature Post

So, the momentous occasion has arrived – the signing of the Magna Carta. The king, slightly begrudged, uploads a picture of himself next to the document with a regal shrug: "When the barons just won't take no for an answer. Tap for frustration!"

The likes would flood in, not just from loyalists, but from rebellious barons and even some curious monks who had grand-nephews from the distant corners of the realm who explained what this 'like' thing was about.

Follow for Democracy! #MagnaCartagram

Before long, the post would be making its digital rounds. Perhaps it might even become the first historical instance of a 'chain post' (or 'scroll post,' rather), encouraging nearby villagers and nobles to 'share if you believe in freedom.'

Lady Matilda de Instagram would totally comment: "Gurl, this is a game changer!! 🔥❤️ #SquadGoals" while Sir Geoffrey, who was always keen for a joust, replies, "When's the next visit to the stocks, tho?"

The Long Shadows of Runnymede: Lasting Influence

Joking aside, consider how Instagram’s power to connect and inform could throw a catapult-sized spanner in the works of medieval oppression. The sheer visibility might inspire other monarchies to consider their own reforms. Medieval Europe would become one giant reel of reformations.

Even without the ice lattes and sun-kissed brunches, the ripple effects are intriguing. Education, awareness, and a trace of accountability hung in the air, or rather, fluttered in the kingdom's notifications feed.

So, what might happen if England's most iconic charter went viral? Well, your guess is as good as mine – though, you didn't hear it from this raconteur. But one thing’s for sure: history would have been filtered through a whole new lens. 📸👏

Terry Lawson
Terry Lawson
Terry is a curious and imaginative writer with a passion for both history and technology. With a flair for humor, wit, and detailed storytelling, Terry paints vivid pictures of how historical figures and events might have unfolded differently if they had access to modern technology.